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What the hell is a Lana Laro?
Where does one begin to describe, the myth. The Woman. The Legend of Lana Laro? First thing's first. Lana Laro is a REAL person. And whether you read listen or ogle her adventures, they all have roots in reality. Yes, all the stories and experiences have happened to her or someone in Lana's life. And as with all great entertainment, you CAN'T make this shit up! The less believable, the more fantastic fictional spins on these stories have all been changed to keep the not-so-innocent protected form their own stupidity.

Secondly, Lana Laro is a way of life. Have you ever truly desired to scream at someone while driving... for no good reason? Or take the pointy end of your boot and place it firmly between the crotch of LIFE? While the rest of us hold back because of societies rules, Lana Laro is winding up a punch to place squarely on the jaw of rule-makers everywhere.

Most importantly, Lana Laro is a comic book villain... and hero. Where will she appear and when? Her initial leap onto the four colour page will be soon, and we'll make a special announcement that will knock you on your keister.

Pull up a chair, make sure you are aware of the emergency exits, because Lana Laro style may cause spontaneous stupidity, goofiness and other socially unacceptable behavior. Webmaster Zilla/Aug.14.06